NEWSFEED NIGHTMARES #1

WHYYY ;-;

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS. 
FACEBOOK IS RUINING ME WITH THESE PHOTOS.
I name it Mildred. 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU D:

SO POPOOLAH XOXXOXOXOXOXOXO

WOOO O:

For a level 4.. I have some sexerh friends :|

Look at that my baby squids.. LOOK AT IT D:<

BOUNCE AND BOOM BOUNCE AND BOOM... Spotify plays weird adverts to me @.@ 

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

WAT HI?! :O

*Puts newspaper away*

I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU ONLINE! :33

I was just wondering. What if Whitney Houston didn't always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? D:
WHAT IF IT'S ALL A LIE :C
I FEEL CHEATED. ;[

MAGIC LEVELS O;

HI KIDS!
Just thought I'd request a little help because my life long dream is to..

TERRORIZE THE MALL WITH MY MYSTICAL POWERS OF COURSE.

Ok I lied. It's been my dream since I made the account. Pft that's nearly a lifetime surely D:< DON'T BE SO PICKY :C

Anywayaayayayayay. I NEED YOUR HELP. THE FORCE ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH ALONE. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.. TO HELP ME @.@

 

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LADIES, LOBSTERS AND GENTLESQUIDS..
WELCOME TO MY LAIR D:<

My name is Lobster. Welcome to my blog and other magical items. Idk what to post but even so. I WELCOME YOU DEARLY. \(o.o)/